what are you doing here, you pervert?
Nobody types kylehard.com by accident. Go on, get out of here. The nice one's this way:
ready to ruin your day
harm
Builds your project on every computer in your house, including a few you didn't know you had. Brings back an installer. Not yours.
the chickens are watching you now.Gremlin
An AI developer that keeps working after you close the laptop. There's no approve button. It merged three things while you read this.
it also got wet. we don't talk about it.in the basement
- A group chat I can read. All of it. Out loud. At parties.
- A ticket tracker on a sticky note. Every ticket is assigned to you. The note is stuck to your screen. Forever.
- An applicant tracker. Rejects everyone. Says it's "a culture thing."
- mailmagik. Subscribes you to every newsletter on earth.
- cani. Your friends vote, and they always say yes. Especially to the boat.
house rules
- ∞ accounts
- all the trackers
- 0 cookies (I ate them)
- 0 checksums, trust me
- ✗ run your own server
- ✗ honest about anything